27 Nov 2006
The time now is 423am in the morning of 27 Nov 2006.. I just can't get to sleep.. coz images of her keep poping up on my mind.. Why can't just let me sleep peacefully without having to recall about her.. arg!!!... Memories of us spending the night chatting at the playground nearby her place just days before we last patch back.. And how sweet she was when I first know her.. recall 'them' do brings me sweet feeling of the past.. but also the heartache.. It's not something that could be describe with words.. Is it true that all good thing muz come to an end?
One more month b4 the starting of my ACCA classes.. hopefully I could make use of studying to forget her instead of clubbing.. Like the saying that goes 'Time will heal all wounds'.. is it true? but how come it don't seem to be happening to me? Perhaps I am tired le.. really tired..
26 Nov 2006
Today was a busy day for me.. woke up feeling so confuse.. but eventually I still make my way down to MOS to support Roy for his DJ competition.. and the most funny thing that happen was when the ppl tired to take photo of us.. all of us simply had this instinct to siam lol.. After the private function, despite numerous invitation to club tonight, I decided to go home.. espically after last night thingy, I really dun wan to indulge myself into clubbing.. But what really stop me from going clubbing was I need to be alone to think over some matters.. So Instead of taking train which is suppose to be the fastest way back home, I choose to take bus 80 back.. at least I could have some private time thinking over it.. Haiz.. 11/2 yr is such a long time.. but yet still not long enuff to forget someone u really love b4.. Even till now when I am writing this.. my mind is still very confuse.. I knew I had to moved on coz there isn't any hope of getting back together as we didn't even contact since the day we broke off.. but writing is easier den doing.. like what jazjaz told me.. ppl in love is so stuipd haa.. Ahh sometime I wish.. I could just forget everything but I can't
Now I am just like a dead man walking thru this cruel world.. good nite
25 Nov 2006
Just came back from clubbing at club momo.. Though it's was nothing different from the usual clubbing, today I saw one of bin bing fren.. also a exclassmate from the san yu advertist school.. her name is Melissa.. can't really recall her.. but kidda remember coz the last time I saw her was with bin bing at marina square-fun fare.. but it was all history.. Upon seeing her, I could almost recall the days I had with bin bing.. perhaps I am kidda 'high' now.. but from the day we broke up, she had always been in my heart despite my effort of hiding her presence and stuff lidat.. I hate to admit that even up till now, she is still the one I love most, Disappoint me most blah blah blah.. For dunno what reason, I decide to view her friendster one last time(although the idea always come thru my mind when I am sober) and saw her with another guy.. ahhh it might be her future bf.. congrats =) as I will hope she will eventually get someone who will love her with all his heart since I can't affort to provide her that anymore..(",) Recently I have been listening to a Singer Li Sheng Jie song.. the title is
很想說.. it 90% describe what I wanted to tell her all along though considering we have broke up for almost yearly 1 1/2 year.. She is still the one I love the most.. even up till now, no one could ever replace her position in my heart at all.. despite the damages she done to me.. haiz.. I was so tired of relationship after my last broke up and decided not to commit another one till I could totally forget about her.. but I can't.. I really can't.. I hate myself for that.. After such a bloody long time, why is she still always on my mind.. I should have forget all about her .. Forgetting all my good or bad memories of her.. but I can't.. I know that deep in my heart although I always proudly tell my friend that I had long forgotton about her... Till now, I am still hurt.. every now and den.. I dun wish to stay alone esp at night coz I will recall about her.. Can someone please teach me a way to forget about her.. please.. I am really suffering badly.. I didn't know love could be so miserable so terrible when u really give all u could to her.. and all I receive in return is just... dun think any words could describe my emotion now.. and hopefully these are the last tears I will shed for her.. I really hope so.. Enough is enough.. now that she had someone by her side.. I should be happy for her.. =)
At least I felt so much better after typing out all these.. these are stuff that I had been keeping inside my heart since the day we broke up... Since I tried to convice everyone single one that I actually forgotton about her but I didn't.. and how much I wanted to msg her happy bdae on 0911 every single year.. but I can't.. I know I can't.. even though she msg had been typed out.. but I simply dun hab the courage to send to her.. coz.... Ahhh I have been so miserable.. that sometime I hope I am dead.. without trouble and worries.. even this year bdae, I dun wish to celebrate coz I was worry about there isn't any one celebrating for her.. but guess that thinking of mine was fruitless.. she had this nice guy by her side after all haha.. why am I still worry about her.. I should have totally moved on.. but in actually fact I can't.. Blame me for being a weakling.. I know I am.. for some reason, at least I have the courage to say it out now.. I still Love u dear.. Gd nite.. and may you be happy everyday =) that's all I could wish for u... really really miss u and Micky...
Aven..=`(
TINY FROG
Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs.... Who arranged a running competition. The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower. A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants....
The race began.... Honestly: No one in crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower.
You heard statements such as: "Oh, WAY too difficult!!" "They will NEVER make it to the top." or: "Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!" The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one.... Except for those, who in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher and higher.... The crowd continued to yell, "It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!"
More tiny frogs got tired and gave up.... But ONE continued higher and higher and higher....
This one wouldn't give up! At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who, after a big effort, was the only one who reached the top! THEN all of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to know how this one frog managed to do it?
A contestant asked the tiny frog how he had found the strength to succeed and reach the goal? It turned out....
That the winner was DEAF!!!!
The wisdom of this story is:
Never listen to other people's tendencies to be negative or pessimistic.... because they take your most wonderful dreams and wishes away from you -- the ones you have in your heart!>
Always think of the power words have. Because everything you hear and read will affect your actions! Therefore: ALWAYS be....POSITIVE! And above all: Be DEAF when people tell YOU that you cannot fulfill your dreams! Always think: God and I can do this!
Most people walk in and out of your life......but FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart In two days tomorrow will be yesterday. Today is no special day and I have no particular reason for writing to you... I have no news to tell you.... nor any problems to discuss with you.... or gossip to tell you... It's only one of those happy moments ... when I thought of you...and I would like to share these thoughts with you...MANY SMILES BEGIN BECAUSE OF ANOTHER SMILE...
To The World You Might Be One Person; But To One Person You Might Be the world. You have been Tagged by the Froggy, which means you are a great friend!! If you fall down 10 times, Stand up 11.
Hold the hand u love
Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand." "What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father.
"There's a big difference," replied the little girl. "If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."
In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold ours... This story is too short..........but carries a lot of feeling...
RUNNING IN THE RAIN
A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in K-Mart. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence.
It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just nside the door of the K-Mart.
We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child come pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day.
The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in "Mum, let's run through the rain," she said. "What?" Mum asked.
"Let's run through the rain!" She repeated.
"No, honey. We'll wait until it slows down a bit," Mum replied.
This young child waited about another minute and repeated: "Mum, let's run through the rain,"
"We'll get soaked if we do," Mum said. "No, we won't, Mum. That's not what you said this morning," the young girl said as she tugged at her Mum's arm.
Mum said, "This morning? ... When did I say we could run through the rain and not get wet?" "Don't you remember?" Little girl replied. "When you were talking to Daddy about his cancer, you said, 'If God can get us through this, he can get us through anything!"
The entire crowd stopped dead silent. I swear you couldn't hear anything but the rain. We all stood silently. No one came or left in the next few minutes. Mum paused and thought for a moment about what she would say. Now some would laugh it off and scold her for being silly. Some might even ignore what was said. But this was a moment of affirmation in a young child's' life. A time when innocent trust can be nurtured so that it will bloom into faith.
"Honey, you are absolutely right. Let's run through the rain. If GOD let's us get wet, well maybe we just needed washing," Mum said.
Then off they ran. We all stood watching, smiling and laughing as theydarted past the cars and yes, through the puddles. They held their shopping bags over their heads just in case. They got soaked. But they were followed by a few who screamed and laughed like children all the way to their cars. And yes, I did. I ran. I got wet. I needed washing. Circumstances or people can take away your material possessions, they can take away your money, and they can take away your health. But no one can ever take away your precious memories .. So, don't forget to make time and take the opportunities to make
memories everyday. To everything there is a season and a time to every purpose under heaven.
A friend sent this to me to remind me of life. Hope you enjoy it.
I HOPE YOU STILL TAKE THE TIME TO RUN THROUGH THE RAIN. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. Send this to the people you'll never forget. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them.
Good Things To Learn
On a positive note, I've learned that, no matter what happens, how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.
I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.
I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a "life."
I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.
I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But, if you focus on your family, your friends, the needs of others,your work and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you.
I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.
I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.
TOUCHING STORY
lease read & think.
Daughter-In-Law: "When I cooked food which is blend, you will grumble that they are tasteless. Now that I have cooked saltier, you complained that you can't swallow this at all! What exactly do you want?"
When the son came back, the mother immediately ate the food without a word. She stared at him. The son took a taste on his mother's food and spitted out immediately.
He ranted at his wife," Didn't I told you that my mother cannot take too salty food?!" The wife shouted,"OK! She's your mum! You cook for her in future!" After saying that, she stormed into their room angrily.
Feeling helpless, the son told the mother,"Mum, don't eat this anymore. I will cook you a bowl of noodles." The mother said,"Son, you have something to tell me? Don't keep everything to yourself."
Son: "Mum, I am going to get promoted soon and my upcoming working schedule will be very, very tight...and as for my wife...ummm...she said she will be going out to work...."
The mother understood what he meant and said in a begging manner,"Son, Please don't send me to the Old Folks' Home.." The son remained silent and tried to think of a good reason to persuade her mother.
Then he said," There is nothing wrong with the Old Folks' Home. Once my Wife had went out to work, no one will serve you as well as the Home which provides you meals and care. It would definitely much better than being at home."
The son went for a bath after that and went into the Study Room. He looked Out from the windows and thought back and hesitated a while....
His mother has been remaining as a widow since she was young with him, and brought him up painstakingly, solely. She tried all means to earn as much as she could, in order to support him in studying overseas. Yet she expected nothing nor used her past painful experience to threaten his son to be filial.
While now, his wife is threatening him with the stake of their marriage. "Should I send my Mum to the Home?" He asked himself. "The only person who will accompany you till the end of your life would be your wife.." said a friend before.
"Your mother is in old age now, and if she's lucky, she might be able to live for a few more years longer. Why not be filial to her for this period of time? reminded by some relatives.
He was stuck in a dilemma. He did not want to think anymore, in order not to affect his decision. The son found a Home with high standards, built on a beautiful and tranquil mountain top. He told himself that he would feel much better when the more he spent.
When the son helped his mother into the lobby of the Home, the 42" TV was turned on. The programme shown on screen was a comedy. But no one was laughing.
A few old folks, dressed similarly in clothing, were sitting there, in a daze. There was one who was sitting improperly on a sofa, there was one who was bending down to pick up a piece of biscuit from the floor, there was one who was talking to himself...
The son knew that his mother likes sunlight, so he chose a room with ample sun rays shining into the room. By viewing out from the room, was a big piece of greenery scene. Few nurses were wheeling some old folks out for some fresh air. It was so pathetic of silence in the background. The sun would still need to set down. Soon it was dusk. The son told the mother,"Mum, I am leaving."
The mother waved to him to say goodbye, opening her toothless mouth.. He turned back to look at his mother. She was full of grey hair and wrinkled skin with deep set eyes... He found that she was really old.
He remembered when he was six, due to some circumstances, his mother Cannot bring him along with her thus temporarily placed him at a relative's home for few days. He recalled hugging his mother's thigh and begged her not to leave him alone. In the end, his mother never leave him alone and decide to stay with him. He stopped thinking and left.
When he returned home, his wife and his mother-in-law were busy discarding things from his mother's room, happily. One of the discarded item was his tall trophy which he won as First Prize when he was young. He wrote an essay on "MY MOTHER".
The second item discarded was a dictionary. That was the first gift from his mother, who scrimped and saved for a month in order to buy for him. He shouted, "enough! Stop discarding anymore!"
His mother-in-law cried," There were so much rubbish. If don't discard, there would not be any place for my stuff.." His wife continued,"Yeah! Need to dump away that old, stinky bed of your mum too. We will buy a new bed for my mum later," He saw some pictures from the stack..they were taken at a zoo and Amusement park when his mother brought him there. "These are precious Belongings of my Mum! You can't discard them!" "What sort of attitude is this? I demand you to apologise to my Mum NOW!" ranted the wife.
The husband said," When I got married with you, that showed that I will love your Mum too. But why can't you do the same too?" He went back to the Home and saw his mother weeping in between her frail legs. She was missing the moments when her son would apply ointment for her every night...
The son kneeled before her and said,"Mum, here I come. I brought the Ointment too." The mother said," I will apply it myself, Son! You still need to work tomorrow. Go home, Son!" The son said,"Mum, please forgive me! Let's go home!"
Hope this is inspirational and touching to you. Without our parents, we won't be here. No parents will resort to harm their own children. They only want the benefits for them.
For Daughters & Sons: Please remember to return gratitude to your dads and mums. For Daughter-In-Laws & Sons-In-Laws: Please love your in laws as you did to your parents, coz without them, you will not find your partners... they are parents too..
CONTENTMENT
Have you ever, at any one time, had the feeling that life is bad, real bad, and you wish you were in another situation?
You find life make things difficult for you, work sucks, life sucks, everything seems to go wrong...Read the following story... it may change your views about life:
After a conversation with one of my friends, he told me despite taking 2 jobs, he brings back barely above 1K per month, he is happy as he is. I wonder how he can be as happy as he is considering he has to skimp his life with the low pay to support a pair of old parents, in-laws, a wife, 2 daughters and the many bills of a household.
He explained that it was through one incident that he saw in India .........that happened a few years ago when he was really feeling low and touring Indiaafter a major setback. He said that right in front of his very eyes he saw an Indian mother chop off her child's right hand with a chopper. The helplessness in the mother's eyes, the scream of pain from the innocent 4-year-old child haunted him until today.
You may ask why did the mother do so; had the child been naughty, had the child's hand been infected?? No, it was done for two simple words- -
- TO BEG!
The desperate mother deliberately caused the child to be handicapped so that the child could go out to the streets to beg. Taken aback by the scene, he dropped a piece of bread he was eating half-way. And almost instantly, a flock of 5 or 6 children swamped towards this small piece of bread which was covered with sand, robbing bits from one another.
The natural reaction of hunger. Stricken by the happenings, he instructed his guide to drive him to the nearest bakery. He arrived at two bakeries and bought every single loaf of bread he found in the bakeries. The owner was dumbfounded but willingly sold everything. He spent less than $100 to obtain about 400 loaves of bread (this is less than $0.25 per loaf) and spent another $100 to get daily necessities.
Off he went in the truck full of bread into the streets. As he distributed the bread and necessities to the children (mostly handicapped) and a few adults, he received cheers and bows from these unfortunate. For the first time in his life he wondered how people can give up their dignity for a loaf of bread which cost less than $0.25.
He began to tell himself how fortunate he is. How fortunate he is to be able to have a complete body, have a job, have a family, have the chance to complain what food is nice and what isn't nice, have the chance to be clothed, have the many things that these people in front of him are deprived of...
Now I begin to think and feel it, too! Was my life really that bad? Perhaps... no, I should not feel bad at all... What about you?
Maybe the next time you think you are, think about the child who lost one hand to beg on the streets.
"Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, it is the realization of how much you already have."
When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.
Parental Love
Very meaningful, please take time to read on .....
A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apple, took a nap under the shadow.... He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.
Time went by... The little boy had grown up and he no longer played aound the tree everyday.
One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad. "Come and play with me," the tree asked the boy. "I am no longer a kid. I don't play around trees anymore." The boy replied, "I want toys. I need money to buy them."
"Sorry, but I don't have money but you can pick all my apples and sell them. So, you will have money."
The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy never came back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.
One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited. "Come and play with me" the tree said. "I don't have time to play. I have to work for my family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me?"
"Sorry, but I don't have a house. But you can chop off my branches to build your house."
So the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily. The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then. The tree was again lonely and sad.
One hot summer day, the boy returned and the tree was delighted. "Come and play with me!" the tree said. "I am sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat?"
"Use my truck to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy."
So the boy cut the tree trunk to make a boat. He went sailing and never owed up for a long time.
Finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years. "Sorry, my boy. But I don't have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you....." the tree said. "I don't have teeth to bite" the boy replied.
"No more trunk for you to climb on."
"I am too old for that now" the boy said.
"I really can't give you anything..... The only thing left is my dying roots" the tree said with tears. "I don't need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years." The boy replied.
"Good! Old tree roots is the the best place to lean on and rest. Come, come sit down with me and rest."
The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears......
This is a story of everyone. The tree is our parent. When we were young,
we loved to play with Mom and Dad. When we grow up, we leave them.....
only come to them when we need something or when we are in trouble. No
matter what, parents will always be there and give everything they could
to make you happy. You may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that's
how all of us are treating our parents.
Cup or Coffee
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for each of you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.
Wat all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups and were eyeing each other's cups.
Now if life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change. Some times, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it."
So, don't let the cups drive you... enjoy the coffee instead
What is LOVE and Marriage.....??
A student asks a teacher, "What is love?" The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the padi field and choose the biggest padi and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to
pick."
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big padi, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is a even bigger one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the padi f ield, he start to realize that the padi is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted !!!! So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.
The teacher told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person...."
"What is marriage then?" the student asked.
The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the bigges t corn and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.
"The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.
The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage."
FaMilY
Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family we left behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.
What A Sweet Dream I Had..
Once again.. had a dream that I actually patch back with her.. went out taking a stroll, went to a wet market near bedok for meal etc.. although the moment was short.. but it indeed was sweet enuff.. So long I didn't hab that kind of feeling whereby I had everything on this damn world when she was by my side.. however, the sad thing is when I woke up and actually realise that it was just a dream haha.. Thinking back, it's been so long since we last saw each other. I wonder how is she doing now, but one thing for sure.. there no way tat we will communicate with one another for the fear that history will once again repeat itself.
Recently there has been a trend of ppl breaking up or having lots of trouble in their bgr itself.. few example are like some of my campmate, my clubbing frens and of course some I knew in club or internet.. From what I see, most of the breaking up is b.coz of miscommunication and lacking of trust. Though something I can't help much when they come to me for help haha.. but I do have some time to chat with them on e phone or thru smses to kidda lent them a listening ear.. at the same time during the console process, it also reminds me of my past.. how much heart pain I had during the lonely night whereby I had no one to confide to.. and when I mean heart pain, it's really so painfully that you could feel it both physically and mentally.. At times, I always question myself.. why is it after so much committment, time and even after a previous lesson of breaking up.. why do we still have to reach this stage whereby we couldn't be friends anymore.. At least one thing I realise is.. like people always say.. time will heal all wounds.. but this I have to disagree slightly.. Yes~~ time will heal.. but it will depends on the depth of love u contributed.. and sometimes the level is so deep that even 'time' can't reach to recover it.. Maybe it's b.coz her bdae is coming.. that why I tends to be abit more depress recently which I know I shouldn't but do I have a choice in the first place?
Haiz.. another thing hor.. is that qing.. despite my effort to give her morning call.. she is still late for work.. really bth.. and Xue Fen is leaving sg tml morning.. should I sent her at the airport together with her parents? but there this stupid meeting I had at cmpb on monday itself 820am.. Although I dun mind going to the airport to send her.. but I kidda shy bah.. esp when her family member is around haha.. Wow.. to my surprise qing just send me a morning msg haha.. at first I though it's great that she could wake up so early by herself.. but end up I found out she didn't slp the whole night haha.. but I m happy for at least she will still show some concern for me coz I told her I wasn't feeling so great the last night.. Today is sat.. what can I do? playing game at home as usual or going out with Eve,Phobie and Jasper together with my campmate.. if given a choice, I will choose to stay at home =)
Jokes of The Day
FEMALE LOGIC
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says. " I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce. " The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
The husband speaks again. " I don't want you to try and talk me out of it, " he says, " because I've been having an affair with your best Friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. " I want the e house," he says insistently. Up to 60.
" I want the car, too," he continues 65 mph.
" And, " he says, " I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards
and the boat." The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: " Isn't there anything you want ? "
The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice.
" No, I've got everything I need." she says.
" Oh, really ? " he inquires, " so what have you got ? " Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles.
"The airbag."
Never underestimate how a woman thinks.
When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (Ink won't flow down to the writing surface).In order to solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.
And what did Russians do.......................................??
The Russians used a Pencil!!!
Don From Tiong Bahro
A guy call Don who lives in Tiong Bahru. He often goes to bangkok for the night life and before long he contracted sexual disease. So one day, he went to the doctor for a checkup.
The doctor examine his private part and said, "This is a very severe case. We have no other way but to cut it away. otherwise, it will spread and become worse."
Don was shocked. the last thing he wanted was to have it cut and end his night life. He went to other doctors but all gave the same diagnosis.
Desperate he thought, " why don't I consult traditional chinese medicine. They might have some surprises"
So, the chinese doctor gave him an examination and the doctor said," We don't have to cut. I'll give you herbs to rub."
Don was so happy. "Wow no operation, you are better than western medicine. I'm amazed, So what is the exact secret?"
The chinese doctor said, "Just wait for three days. It will drop by itself"
The Right Person for the Right Chair?
Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right chair? If yes, try this simple experiment.
Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation:
1 ) If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks
PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.
2 ) If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks
PUT THEM IN THE ENGINEERING
3 ) If they are arranging the bricks in some other order
PUT THEM IN PLANNING.
4 ) If they are throwing the bricks at each other
PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.
5 ) If they are sleeping
PUT THEM IN SECURITY.
6 ) If they have broken the bricks into pieces
PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.
7 ) If they are staring out of the window
PUT THEM IN THE EXPORT
8 ) If they are sitting idle
PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.
9 ) If they have thrown the bricks out of the window
PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT.
10 ) If they are clinging onto the bricks
PUT THEM IN TREASURY.
11 ) If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a
brick has moved..
PUT THEM IN SALES.
12 ) If they have already left for the day
PUT THEM IN MARKETING.
AND last but not least....
13 ) If they are talking to each other and not a brick has moved -
PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT
Two Men & A Lady
Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady.
Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- They both had the lady TOGETHER.
Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.
Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his advisor.
- The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.
Two Thai men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.
Two Filipino men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.
Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomizing the other because she was rejected by both.
Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island;
- The two men are still waiting for instructions from the GOVERNMENT on how to proceed.
BOAT QUAY HERO
Last night, an incident took place at Boat Quay. What happened was some idiot was trying to show off and declared that he would swim across the Singapore River. He jumped in and started swimming. But before he could reach the halfway mark, he started to panic and started to shout for help.
Being typical Singaporeans, a crowd started to gather to watch and yet no attempt was made by anybody to save that poor chap.
Suddenly there was a splash and the crowd turned to see a guy doing what seemed like a desperate attempt to reach the drowning victim. It was clear that this hero couldn't swim !
Luckily a tongkang filled with tourists was passing by and the operator saw the incident and picked both men from the water. The crowd cheered !
Back on shore, the crowd cheered again as the hero stepped off the tongkang. "Steady Lah !" and "Awright, man !" were among the many congratulations shouted.
The hero looked angry and shouted "Ka ni na! Siang too wa loh chui?" (*%#@! Who pushed me into the water?")
Stress Stress Stresss
Nov is finally approaching.. My bdae, her bdae and the opening of registeration for ACCA haha (",) For no reason, I really dun feel like celebrating my bdae this yr.. It's just another day isn't it.. But I really hope there someone by her side planning her bdae celebration for her.. Though we are over.. but I still have the rite to wish for her happiness.. ahem but sliently haha.. Haiz.. my focus now is mainly on my studies related stuff.. budden I hope to celebrate my next yr bdae with a partner by den ^^
Ahhh I am so fan now.. should I take up 2, 3 or 4 modules for my course.. 2 modules is acceptable for me.. while 3 modules is busy but 4 modules will be damn tiring.. Aiya see how first bah.. seriously I will take into account Zhen Shan recommendation.. If got fren to accompany me lagi best haha..but just as what Xue Fen say.. we should be independant.. Eh seriously I really find her char very special.. Budden one thing about her.. think she dunno how long dun hab bf liao lol.. same as my buddy Kim Leng.. haha
Recently I hab been giving morning call to Qing.. budden she really very lazy sia.. wake her up le den she go back to slp again haiz.. but thinking back.. isn't it the same when I was studying in poly when they called me but I went back to slp again haha.. =X
Think my attitude towards learning needs to change.. starting from today, revision for my ACCA will begin.. Seeing Xue Fen so hardworking also kidda motivate me haha.. Oh ya hor.. dunno whether should I go send her when she leaving singapore on the 5th of Nov 3am flight lol.. Actually I wanted to go de.. but her family also there ahem.. abit funny lor.. I like extra lidat if I would to go haha..
My Target for Nov..
1) Reduce the number of times of clubbing session
2) Revise all my CAT stuff as in order to prepare for my ACCA
3) Check out all the detail of ACCA carefully
4) Plan in advance for 1 yr of study budget
5) Refrain from excessive drinking
